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sluttyoliveoil:

once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”

(via guy)

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phosphorescentt:

can we please destroy this idea that a person has to talk to you every minute of every day to like you

texting all day is not natural

force communication all hours of the day is not natural

(via lukesgasm)

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awwww-cute:

I tried to shame him for eating all my shoes. I’m not sure what I expected

rnikedirnt:

rnikedirnt:

my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’

i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous 

(via wecanfeelsofarbutsoclose)

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the-uncalm-nipples:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 


yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.
earvth:

98% Nature
eartheld:

eartheld:

tonyczech:

Good morning Chattanooga. 

mostly nature


mostly nature
pureblyss:

bake-me-cupcakes:

let handwritten letters never go out of style.

Yes yes yes.

destielfricklefrackle:

have you ever had to restart a song because you spaced out and weren’t appreciating it enough

(Source: you-do-you-boo-boo, via never-change-who-y0u-are)

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